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To What Degree Do You Love E.T.?
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Pages in this Subsection To What Degree Do You Love E.T.? Related Page YouTube Playlist How to Play E.T. for the Atari 2600 Various videos showing how you can play and finish a round of E.T. Myths & Misconceptions All You Do is Jump in Pits! It Sucks! I can see why the game wouldn't be much fun for those who think that leaping into the wells is a main part of the game. As long as you can keep the FBI agent from confiscating your phone pieces, you only have to enter 3 wells if you use the Find Phone Piece Zone. If you have Elliott bring you a phone piece, you only have to jump in 2 wells. If you're lucky enough to have an abundance of candy, you can have Elliott bring you more than one phone piece. How to Get Out of the Wells You Constantly Fall into the Wells! A common complaint, even from those who claim to be video game masters, is that you can't move around without constantly falling into the wells. People have played the hardest games over the years that required them to do everything perfectly in a specific order if they didn't want to lose a life and get sent back to play the last 5 levels over again, but somehow they can't figure out how to run around a few wells without falling in? Falling into a well is a joy compared to the torture most games put us through. It doesn't take too long to learn how to zip around the wells without falling in. It just takes a little practice. The Wells: How close can we get? The Collision Detection is Horrible! Some people say that the collision detection sucks when it comes to the wells. They say that you can fall into a well when you're not anywhere near it. Whether you play E.T. on a real Atari (which I did for many years) or on a good emulator, the well collision detection is pixel perfect. When you are walking around a site that has wells, you cannot fall into one of those wells unless you touch the dark green part of the well with any part of E.T.'s body.
It's weird that it freaks out so many people when they already played many games with mixed perspectives. The arcade game Pac-Man, the beloved game that everyone and his sister went crazy over, had an overhead view of a maze, but a side view of the characters and they didn't touch each other only when their 'feet' lined up. Games such as Adventure for the Atari 2600 mixed overhead views with side views. And as it says on page 83 of the book The video game explosion: a history from PONG to Playstation and beyond, ". . . the practice of mixed perspectives existed long before video games, and appeared in a variety of places including maps, medieval drawings, and chess diagrams."
If it would be possible to have collision detection only with E.T.'s feet, people would still complain since it would be hard to judge. At least when it's full-body, you get pixel perfect collision detection with no guesswork. FBI Agent Playing the game even one time will reveal that the FBI agent takes things away from E.T. (similar to the bat in Adventure). He does not carry E.T. away. Only the scientist can abduct E.T. Energy Count The energy count is not your score. Your score is displayed after a round has ended and it can be built upon by completing the game more than once. The energy count is similar to a time limit in sports. You have only so much time to spend before you either win or lose the game. You can go into overtime, but not for long. Finishing the Game Some people claim that the game can't be finished, but I've finished it literally hundreds of times. Once you pass the ignorant newbie stage, you can get E.T. home pretty fast. In 1983, I probably could have won a contest for getting E.T. back home the fastest. It's not that hard. (I have videos of me getting E.T. home on this page if anyone needs proof.) No One Really Likes E.T. I've been told that nobody can like this game and anyone who says they do is either trying to get attention or just trying to be different. Well, I think most people who say they hate the game just want to fit in. They think everyone hates the game, so they jump on the 'I hate E.T.' bandwagon too. Henry Jacobsen said, "people would rather be wrong than be different" and that really does apply in this case. I'm sure there are some people that have no trouble getting in and out of the wells who truly hate the game as much as I like it, but I bet a lot of people haven't given the game a chance because it's much easier to ignore the manual, play for 5 minutes, then run away screaming into the arms of the anti-E.T. crowd. If that wasn't bad enough, many people that have something bad to say about the game have never played it. There's no doubt that they are blindly following the crowd.
And for any people out there who are studying psychology, I do not like the game because it made me suffer or because I had to justify the expense to my parents or because I had a guilty conscience. When you take the time to read the manual and tips sheet, you understand how amazing E.T. is compared to most games that came before. The power zones were such a unique concept back then. Reviewers at YouTube You'd think people would get sick of doing the same type of "I keep falling into the wells!" review, even if they know how to play E.T. and are doing it as a 'joke.' If they decided to review other things, I wonder if they'd be just as obtuse:
Skiing — I keep falling down! I slide a little, fall, get back up, slide a little, fall . . . Ahhhh! Skiing F-ing sucks!
Basketball — I throw the ball down and the damn thing comes right back up and hits me in the nuts! I throw the ball down again and wham! My balls resign, detach themselves and run for the nearest exit. All I want to do is throw the ball down. Can't they make a ball that just stays where I throw it and doesn't come after my party pouch like a sack seeking missile? Basketball F-ing sucks!
Baseball — I swing and miss, swing and miss, swing and miss, then go sit down for a while. I'm sent back out again and swing and miss, swing and miss, swing and miss, but instead of sitting down this time, I take the bat and bash my own skull in! Baseball F-ing sucks!
Ice Cream Cones — I go to the mall every day to make fun of all of the white trash idiots who feel they need to go to the mall every day. While I'm there, I get an ice cream cone. I raise it up and splat! Right into my forehead. Who invented these stupid things anyway? Can't they design an ice cream cone that doesn't make a beeline for your forehead? Ice cream cones F-ing suck! |
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