About RandomTerrain.com
Duane Alan Hahn's personal web site

In case no one told you, this is the bestest web site ever created. Looking at these pages will cure cancer, whiten teeth, and make farts smell like cotton candy. What? What? OK, OK, this web site is not the bestest, it will not cure cancer, and it will not whiten teeth. But your farts will smell like cotton candy if you lick the screen really hard right on top of the Random Terrain logo:

What? Why won't you believe me? OK, licking the logo will not fiddle with fart fragrance. Happy now?

 

 

 

The Fortress of infinitude

I started this web site in the year 2000. It was was called The Fortress of infinitude back then. I changed the name of the site to Random Terrain about 4 years later.

 

 

 

Why this Web Site?

I like to collect useful information and sometimes I share it with family and family friends. I also have a poor memory and need to have almost everything that's important to me written down. Having Asperger's Syndrome probably doesn't help either. Now that I have a computer with access to the Internet, I can store things that are important to me and share them with others at the same time.

 

This site is mainly for me and my family, but I'm sure there are at least a few people out there who are interested in some of the things on this web site, so here it is. Enjoy what you can, ignore the rest.

 

 

 

Why Do You Have Ads? I Hate Ads!

I don't have a job. This web site is my only source of extra income. You may not like to click on ads that interest you, but some people will and that helps pay for this web site, put food on the table, pay bills, buy supplements, and so on.

 

People keep complaining about the bad economy, so they should be happy that ads exist. Without ads promoting new products and reminding people about existing products, even more jobs would be lost. We need advertising. Of course, ads help those who are selling useful products and services, but ads also help the rest of us find those useful products and services. Ads can be helpful if you stop whining about them and actually look at them. If you want me to remove the ads from my site and you have the money, give me 10 million dollars and I'll remove the ads. I'll be glad to do it.

 

 

 

 

Background Color Changer

I added a background color changer near the bottom right side of every normal page for people who have Irlen Syndrome, Dyslexia or anyone who might feel uncomfortable reading black text on a plain white background. To use the background color changer, just move your mouse pointer over one of the little colored boxes and left click to change the color. It uses a cookie and will keep your color choice throughout this web site. (JavaScript must be enabled for it to work.)

 

 

 

Linking to My Site

If you have a web site or a blog, you don't have to ask, you can link to any page of this site, but please do not link directly to images or grab my text or exact source code and claim it as your own. If you want to use an image to link to my web site, you can copy the image on the right and upload it to your own site.

 

If you want to use a text link, but don't know how, just copy and paste the following code in yellow into your HTML in the spot where you want it:

<P STYLE="font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size:13px; line-height:22px;"><A HREF="http://www.randomterrain.com/" TITLE="Favorite quotes, futuristic inventions, game design, web design, and more.">Random Terrain: A random repository of interests and information</A></P>

 

If you don't know how to copy and paste, Google it.

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