What I Learned From Dating Sites and Apps

If you're a fan of wine tasting and sunburns, you'll have a date in no time.

Opinion page by Duane Alan Hahn.

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So far I've tried OKCupid,, eHarmony, OurTime, Tinder, Hinge, Plenty of Fish, Bumble, and a few others. Although some are phone-only apps, I'll just call them ‘dating sites’ or ‘sites’ from now on. Most dating sites seem to be full of bots and scammers. The real women on these sites have standards so high that they may never find a match. I've seen some of the same real women on various dating sites and they are all subscribers, so they're spending hundreds of dollars to find the perfect guy among the bots and scammers.






A Quality Man

The Perfect Male Body Workout

It seems like most women between the ages of 30 and 60 on these sites pretty much want the same thing: a quality man. In case you didn't know, a quality man is tall (taller than her when she wears high heels), professional, confident, physically fit with an athletic body, clean shaven and waxed (everywhere), college educated, well traveled, rich or has a good career, and is NOT a Trump supporter. He must have a full head of well-groomed hair and nice straight teeth with no gaps. A quality man must be vaccinated, drama free, a good kisser, active, adventurous, fun, funny, make her laugh constantly, enjoy deep/meaningful/intelligent conversations, love the outdoors, and have a burning desire to travel the world. In other words, he must have the body of a famous muscular actor, the worldly charisma of James Bond, the sense of humor of a famous comic, and have the I.Q. of Leonardo Da Vinci or Albert Einstein. Of course, it doesn't matter what the women look like themselves. They can weigh 600 pounds and have a big bushy mustache or have wrinkles on top of their wrinkles wrapped in wrinkles inside of more wrinkles or have bat spit crazy Biden voter eyes, but you must be perfect.






All About Her

No matter how fit or out of shape the women are, below is a list of what a lot of them claim to love:


fancy restaurants

wine tasting



live local music


mountain climbing

whitewater rafting





sky diving

world travel

baking to a crisp on a beach


One thing that at least 98 percent of the women on these sites seem to agree on is alcohol. They must guzzle alcohol. Lots and lots of alcohol. Their favorite is usually wine, but there are many beer lovers too. Hard liquor is rarely mentioned. I almost forgot. Just about every woman LOVES coffee. When they're not guzzling alcohol, they're guzzling coffee. Lots and lots of coffee.


A good number of women on these sites seem to believe that they alone have a special brand of sarcasm that most people just don't understand. In other words, they're a joy to be around (oops, there goes my special brand of sarcasm). If they understood just how unoriginal and tiresome their special brand of sarcasm is, they'd probably drop it and try to be more loving and less caustic.


Some women have in their profiles that they work hard and play hard. Their photos usually show that their skin is also hard from baking in the sun or smoking (or both).


It appears that most women on dating sites have at least one pet, but most of them seem to have two or more. Did I say pet? I should have said furbaby. They have furbabies. The excerpt below is from an article called Your Dog is Not a Baby:


Look, I'm going to say this straight out: your dog is not a baby. Your dog. Is not. A baby. It's not. It's not even close. Yes, you love your dog. You love your dog a lot. You love your dog more than you've ever loved any human. That's fine. You say you love your dog as much as I love my kids. That's asinine.


And you can bet money that pretty much all of these women are noseblind to the stench of their furbabies.






Female Body Types

By now I must have seen thousands of photos of women on dating sites. Below are my opinions on what I've seen.




Hotter Than the Sun

Not all women who look like models on dating sites are bots or scammers. There are some real women who take care of themselves. It appears that the women who look the youngest and healthiest exercise regularly, don't smoke anything, avoid alcohol, protect their skin from the sun, avoid tanning salons, eat plenty of fresh uncooked fruits and vegetables (that still have the life force in them), and take various supplements. It's like they discovered the fountain of youth. Unless you are a quality man, you probably won't be dating any of them.





Cute and Normal

Next are the normal-looking women who may be a few pounds overweight. Many of them are cute, but that usually means they have at least two children in the home. If you want nothing to do with children, your only hope is to find a cutie who doesn't want children or can't have children, but you'd have better luck walking into the woods and stumbling upon a glitter-farting unicorn.





Old Smoky

Crypt Keeper

A good number of women on these dating sites look like a cross between Popeye the Sailor Man and the Crypt Keeper. It's clear that they smoked something most of their lives and didn't bother to protect their skin from the sun or were addicted to tanning salons. It's shocking when they look like that and they're only in their 30s or 40s. People shouldn't even look like that in their 60s.


Some women smoke cigarettes when they're young and don't see an immediate change in their looks, so they think they're somehow special and immune to the aging effects. They might get away with it for many years, but the ugly stick will eventually hit them hard. That ugly stick usually brings that horrible smoker's voice we've all heard. Nobody is supposed to sound like E.T. getting his head shoved down a garbage disposal.





Unfortunate Faces

Boss Hogg

The next category are women who range in looks from Fred Flintstone to Peter Griffin to Boss Hogg. A lot of them take a selfie from below which makes an unfortunate face look even worse. On top of that, many of these women look angry in their photos (as if somebody is forcing them to take the worst selfie ever made).


Some look more manly than others, but they all look like they could use a few beauty and lifestyle tips from those free ‘how to’ YouTube videos.


Many women in this category seem to think everyone wants to have sex with them, so they have messages right up front about not being on the site for hookups.





Manatees and Walruses


The last category are women who are so out of shape that they barely look human. They seem to look more like manatees or walruses.


They don't seem to care about their health or future, so it's odd that they're spending money on dating sites.


Tip: If a woman describes herself as curvy, it usually means she looks like a giant potato. If she uses "big and beautiful" to describe herself, it usually means she looks like a humongous sack of giant potatoes.






In Case You Didn't Know


Trump's Jab = Bad

Did you know that Trump's rushed experimental rona jab has less than one percent overall benefit? It also has many possible horrible side effects. Some brainwashed rona jab cultists claim that there are no victims of the jab, but person after person will post what the jab did to them, a friend, or a family member on web sites such as Facebook and Twitter and they'll be lucky if they don't get banned soon after. Posting the truth is “misinformation” don't you know. Awakened sheep might turn into lions, so powerful people will do just about anything to keep the sheep from waking up.


Check out these videos:

What is causing the mysterious self-assembling non-organic clots?

If You Got the COVID Shot and Aren't Injured, This May Be Why

Full Video of Tennessee House of Representatives Health Subcommittee Hearing Room 2 (The Doctors Start Talking at 33:28)



H Word and I Word = Good

Take a look at my page called The H Word and Beyond. You might also want to look at my page called Zinc and Quercetin. My sister and I have been taking those two supplements since summer of 2020 in the hopes that they would scare away the flu and other viruses (or at least make them less severe).



B Vitamins = Good

Some people appear to have a mental illness because they have a vitamin B deficiency. For example, the wife of a guy I used to chat with online had severe mood swings which seemed to be caused by food allergies or intolerances. She would became irrational, obnoxious, throw tantrums, and generally act like she had a mental illness. The horrid behavior stopped after she started taking a vitamin B complex. I've been taking Jarrow B-Right (#ad) for many years. It makes me much easier to live with.



Soy = Bad

Unfermented soy is bad! “When she stopped eating soy, the mental problems went away.” Fermented soy doesn't bother me, but the various versions of unfermented soy (soy flour, soybean oil, and so on) that are used in all kinds of products these days causes a negative mental health reaction in me that a vitamin B complex can't tame. The sinister encroachment of soy has made the careful reading of ingredients a necessity.



Wheat = Bad

If you are overweight, have type II diabetes, or are worried about the condition of your heart, check out the videos by Ken D Berry, William Davis, and Ivor Cummins. It seems that most people should avoid wheat, not just those who have a wheat allergy or celiac disease. Check out these books: Undoctored (#ad), Wheat Belly (#ad), and Eat Rich, Live Long (#ad).



Negative Ions = Good

Negative ions are good for us. You might want to avoid positive ion generators and ozone generators. A plain old air cleaner is better than nothing, but one that produces negative ions makes the air in a room fresher and easier for me to breathe. It also helps to brighten my mood.



Litterbugs = Bad

Never litter. Toss it in the trash or take it home. Do not throw it on the ground. Also remember that good people clean up after themselves at home, out in public, at a campsite and so on. Leave it better than you found it.



Climate Change Cash Grab = Bad

Seems like more people than ever finally care about water, land, and air pollution, but the climate change cash grab scam is designed to put more of your money into the bank accounts of greedy politicians. Those power-hungry schemers try to trick us with bad data and lies about overpopulation while pretending to be caring do-gooders. Trying to eliminate pollution is a good thing, but the carbon footprint of the average law-abiding human right now is actually making the planet greener instead of killing it.


Eliminating farms and ranches, eating bugs, getting locked down in 15-minute cities, owning nothing, using digital currency (with expiration dates) that is tied to your social credit score, and paying higher taxes will not make things better and “save the Earth.” All that stuff is part of an agenda that has nothing to do with making the world a better place for the average person. It's all about control, depopulation, and making things better for the ultra-rich. They just want enough peasants left alive to keep things running smoothly.


Watch these two YouTube videos for more information:

CO2 is Greening The Earth

The Climate Agenda



How to Wake Up Normies

Charlie Robinson had some good advice about waking up normies (see the link to the video below). He said instead of verbally unloading or being nasty or acting like a bully, ask the person a question. Being nice and asking a question will help the person actually think about the subject.


Interesting videos:

Charlie Robinson Talks About the Best Way to Wake Up Normies

Georgia Guidestones Explained

The Men Who Own Everything

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