Opinion page by Duane Alan Hahn.
Most of the text on this page became wildly out-of-date after the supposed death of Michael Jackson, so I deleted it. Even if we find undeniable evidence that he was a hebephile, it doesn't matter now (except to his possible victims). Enjoy the following YouTube videos:
Blame it on the Boogie (The Jacksons)
Rock With You (Michael Jackson)
Is Michael Jackson alive and living in the Philippines?
The Good and the Bad
Negative ions are good for us. You might want to avoid positive ion generators and ozone generators.
Never litter. If you can't find a trash can, take it home and throw it away there.
Hydrofracking is bad for you, your family, your friends, and the environment.
Unfermented soy is bad! “When she stopped eating soy, the mental problems went away.”
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