Random Terrain's Tetraternarium

The Easter egg symbolizes Christ and the Holy Spirit. Christ is the disgusting rubbery egg white and the Holy Spirit is the orange dead baby chicken ball. God the Father is the Easter Bunny who hides the colorful Christ/Holy Spirit eggs since one wouldn't want to make it easy for kids to find Christ and the Holy Spirit. We all know that boiled eggs are disgusting and that's why Easter Bunny God hides so many. He gives kids numerous chances to eat of the disgusting rubbery white flesh of Christ and gnaw on the dead baby chickeness of the Holy Spirit and those who refuse will eventually be cast into the lake of molten marshmallow. Easter Bunny God also brings big baskets of candy to rot the teeth of children because teeth represent the roots of evil and they must be destroyed by the power of God's chocolate.

I haven't been to Sunday school since the 1980s, so some of that might be wrong.