Disfavor Depot

If our personalities are partially defined by what we like and don't like, this page contains part of what makes me who I am. It's much easier for me to recognize things I dislike, so below is a growing list of those things as I remember them. I'm not saying that you can't like the things I listed, I just don't like them. If you're one of those creepy people who thinks everyone must like what you do or you'll start writing death threats, you might want to skip this page.

Food

Canned Vegetables

There are very few fresh vegetables that I like, but I hate canned vegetables even more. I think creamed corn might come directly from Satan's air sickness bag. Canned greens have a really nasty smell.

Cheese

I try not to eat milk products, but I can stand a few tiny pieces of extra-sharp Cheddar cheese around Christmas time. Speaking of Cheddar cheese, I hate it on pizza. On the rare occasions when I have pizza, I only like the golden brown cheese you will find on a well-done pizza made of normal pizza cheeses. I also hate melted cheese sandwiches. I don't see how anyone can eat cold or melted American cheese without vomiting.

Cheeseburgers

Cheeseburgers are nasty! I'm tired of people assuming that all Americans eat cheeseburgers. You can ask for a plain burger and they'll still stick cheese on it 75 percent of the time. I'm glad I rarely eat hamburgers now so I don't have to deal with all of those cheesy people.

Cheesecake

This is another thing that most people are supposed to love, but I can't stand.

Dark Chocolate

I don't care how 'good' they say it supposedly is for you. That info could change with the next scientific study. I'm not eating this bitter, nasty stuff.

Eggs

I don't like scrambled eggs, boiled eggs, deviled eggs, egg salad and so on. I can barely stand a fried egg if the white part is fried thin and crispy, but I hardly ever eat them.

Grits

This lumpy gloop is worse than rice.

Ketchup (smell of it)

A ketchup-smeared plate really stinks after someone gets done eating.

Macaroni

Macaroni and cheese tastes as bad as it smells. Macaroni salad is nasty and people stirring it reminds me of what it might sound like if someone cut open a dog, reached their hands in and played with its intestines. I also don't like macaroni in spaghetti sauce.

Maple Syrup

Yuck!

Mushrooms

Nasty things.

Nachos

I don't like lumpy salsa or cheese, so either way, these suck.

Noodles

I hate these almost as much as I hate macaroni.

Pancakes

Maybe people put so much goop on them that they can't really taste them.

Potatoes

I can't stand baked potatoes, mashed potatoes, potato salad and just about any other potato related dish. I don't like the smell of potatoes, but canned potatoes have an extra stink of their own that smells 10 times worse. I can eat thin, crispy French fries (if they are new and hot) and some types of kettle cooked potato chips.

Rice

I hate the smell, taste, and feel of rice.

SPAM

I don't like SPAM or anything like SPAM. Just the smell right out of the can is sickening, but the smell of fried SPAM is enough to make vomit shoot out of your ears.

White Chocolate

Another yuck.

Types of People

Trash Tossers (Litterbugs)

These scumbags seem to be everywhere. They toss cans, bottles, bags of fast food trash, candy bar wrappers, and everything else you can think of out of car windows or even while walking down the street.

From my own unscientific observations, it seems the people who do the most littering are people who smoke. Many smokers have no problems with throwing lit cigarette butts out of car windows or flicking them on the ground right before they walk into a place of business, and that seems to desensitize them. Since they see nothing wrong with randomly tossing little bits of trash that are on fire, it's almost impossible for them to understand why any other type of littering is bad. They think they have a 'right' to throw as much trash as they want, anywhere they want, and that's what they are going to do no matter what the laws says.

Hotel/Motel Thieves

Most people wouldn't think of stealing a TV or some other large item, but there are a lot of trashy people who steal towels, wash rags, and even sheets and blankets. I know of people like this. Some are or were family friends and others are distant relatives by marriage. These thieves often see nothing wrong with stealing or they try to justify it with some lame excuse. There is no excuse.

Wacky Wall Walkers

Those creepy, clueless, needy, icky-sticky people who smell like spoiled food and used kitty litter and have the personality of an insane asylum inmate. If you threw one against a wall, he or she would probably stick and slowly roll down until he or she softly landed on the floor. They are usually fat or pudgy and can often be found at used video game stores, flea markets, and various types of nerdy conventions. (Notice that I didn't say that all fat or pudgy people are Wacky Wall Walkers.)

Buzz Seekers

People who only do something for a rush or a buzz. If they aren't already 'high' in some way, they're looking to get that way.

Insane Fans

You know the type. They scream and cry and try to rip the famous person apart. And of course, the star can do no wrong. These people would roll around in the famous person's feces if they had the chance. That type of fan can become violent at any moment, and depending on how the wind blows, that violence could be directed at the star or at those who don't worship the star. If you know anyone like that, you might want to stay as far away as you can since the ticking time bomb rattling around in their mixed-up minds will go off sooner or later.

Singers, Bands, and Music

They could be the nicest people in the world, but this is about their voices or how their music sounds.

The Righteous Brothers

Don't exactly know why, but their voices irritate the crap out of me.

Blood, Sweat & Tears

Thank God they weren't around that long.

Bruce Springsteen

He might be a nice guy, but I hate his voice.

Rod Stewart

I don't understand why anyone would want to listen to him or look at him. He's looked like Mrs. Chancellor (Jeanne Cooper) on that soap opera called The Young and the Restless since the early 1980s.

Bryan Adams

Another guy with an irritating sandpaper voice similar to Rod Stewart.

Janis Joplin

Vomit inducing trashy voice and style that was supposedly unique, but you could probably put any musically inclined doped-up homeless woman or prostitute on stage at that time and you would have gotten the same result. Not unique, it's just most people like that weren't paraded around in public.

Music in One Speaker

I hate it when bands play an instrument in only one speaker. It sounds much better when some of the sound is coming from the other speaker too. Most of an instrument in one speaker is OK, but not all.

Cookie Monster 'Singers'

These guys are like a cross between Cookie Monster and a pro wrestler having a fake screaming fit. False macho garbage that sounds like crap.